FIVE SOLUTIONS, ONE OF THEM’S BOUND TO WORK:
3. One minute’s community service for every one minute of illegally downloaded music. Good upshot of this is that it could mean the end of ‘the album interlude’, because people aren’t going to risk having to get up to their elbows in excrement in some mad old bat’s back garden for the sake of 60 seconds of Eminem pretending to have an argument with someone from his record label
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